The Harley-Davidson Facts
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died
and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out
with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?'
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't
you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur,
'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours'.
Tekið af spjallinu:
Gaflarar fyrstir á torgið á þessu ári...???
Hann Ingólfur okkar Harleyson fór einn smá hring í vesturbæ Reykjvíkur í dag sunnudaginn
5-feb 2012. Fór á torgið hann var auðvitað einn á hjóli en það komu nokkrir
rónar til að dást að hjólinu.
Hann tjáði mér að þetta væri á mörkunum,hálkublettir víða.
En það er alltaf gott og gaman að taka hring.
Vonadi kemst kallinn heill heim.
Stóra ferðin okkar í ár verður 15-17 júni til Akureyrar þar sem gist verður í 2 nætur.
Félagar sem ætla að koma með í þessa ferð verða að skrá sig undir "viðburðir" og greiða ferðagjaldið fyrir 1 apríl.
Stjórn Gaflara
Ágætu félagar
Á næstu dögum berst ykkur greiðsluseðill fyrir árgjaldinu árið 2012.
Það er áfram lága góða gjaldið.
Hvet ég alla félaga til að greiða sem fyrst og a.m.k. fyrir aðalfundinn sem verður 10 mars n.k.
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